I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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