My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
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When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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