He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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