Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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