Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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