hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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