She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
