Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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