Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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