My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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