would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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