Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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