You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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