three words: i give head
three words: not that well
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You need Xanax blowdarts
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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