How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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