when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize