I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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