is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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