we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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