i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Oh god it's open bar.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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