the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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