So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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