I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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