I didn't shave. On purpose
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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