no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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