Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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