apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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