I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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