...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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