I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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