didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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