Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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