apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
she told me i tasted like america
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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