Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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