Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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