so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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