So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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