If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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