why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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