I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize