I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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