the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
two words: eviction party
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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