that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
