So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
We need to rekindle our bromance
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
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Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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