just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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