I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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