The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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