I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
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He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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