My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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