What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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