sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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