ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
there is glitter all over my balls
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