Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I party with great urgency now.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
