Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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