i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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