talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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