HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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