I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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