Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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